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Here’s the chorus:

There’s gotta be a difference
It’s gotta be significant
If You’re really inside changing my life
You would shine, You would be evident
If there’s a difference

I’ve actually been thinking a lot about this lately. What’s the difference in my life? How is Christ making me different? As I struggle to embrace the view that sin is relative, as suggested by Paul in Romans 14, I still have to wonder how does that jive with Revelations 3:14-22 where John talks about God rejecting people because their deeds were luke warm. I’ve always interpreted the bible in such black and white terms. Could this also be interpreted through relativism? Perhaps, perhaps John is warning that your actions need to motivated by love of God and love of your neighbor as Jesus said when He summed up the law and the prophets. But that’s getting into a heady area I don’t want to get into right now.

What’s the difference in my life? How does Christ make me different from those around? Do I love more than others? Can they see that love in me? I’m not sure they can. I’m a horribly selfish person. I don’t help those in need. I don’t feed the hungry or clothe the naked. When I tell people I go to church they’re always surprised. At first I thought it may be the whole gay thing, but maybe there’s more to it than that. They don’t see the love of Christ in me and so don’t expect it.

hmmm…. I don’t like that I can’t even tell the difference between me and the rest of the world.

Not sure where that all leaves me other than this is a good song and I need to do some more thinking.

Fuck!! Why is this story such a big deal? And for weed of all things. Is he a couch potato that doesn’t do anything and is wasting his life? Um no, have you seen him swim and not to mention, but damn he’s hot!!

Whatever!! He’s a fucking olymic gold medalist. Why isn’t he allowed to relax a little bit in the off season. I mean as long as he still has a job and can function in society what’s wrong with a little recreation? I’ve met some potheads in my life. You know the stereotypical dumbasses who let weed control their lives. These kinds of people would be slaves to anything, they just happened to pick weed. Anyways, let the man have a few hits every now and then and let history judge how much of a super star he is. Plus his cute ass!!

Thinking about trans issues isn’t something I typically spend a whole lot of time on. Sure I have trans/intersex friends. One of them actually sent me this video. I’ve never heard someone making the distinction between sex and gender before. Where sex is more the genetics of it all, and gender is the sociological expectations that are placed on us because of our sex. It’s just kinda neat to think about it for a few moments and ponder it. I think this person is right, we do need to spend some time on it. I know I could certainly do more.

BTW, anyone know what “gender plunder” is?

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that’s when you remember: you’ve been listening to your ipod.

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?
A.  Shut up.”

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer it will go to India.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala
(unless you buy organic).

If you buy a car it will go to Japan.

If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or  tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

See you at my yard sale this Spring.