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A couple of guys at my work wrote this and it was so funny I had to share it with the world.

Gen. 1:1
Lo, the earth was without form and void. And the spirit of
T_ch Su__ort dids’t move upon the waters.

And there was light.

Gen. 1:15
And the customer dids’t call su__ort and said. “All of thine
other creations hast a mate, yet I am alone”

And Su__ort dids’t say, “Coulds’t thou send us some mud,
that we may fashion another in your likeness, and she shall be a mate
for you”

The customer, being slow, dids’t send his own rib, and T_ch
Su__ort said “That shall have to do”

Gen. 1:37
And T_ch Su__ort said unto the customer “Our USER INTERFACE
is exceedingly easy to follow”

“Thou shalt do as you please, but thou shalt not eat of the
apple” and the customer said “Of which apple dost though speak?”

And T_ch Su__ort sayeth “Do NOT eat of any apple, for there
shall be grevious consequences, if thou dost eat the WRONG apple”

Gen. 2:15
And lo, did T_ch Su__ort receive an call from the customer.
And the customer dids’t say “Help, I am naked, and why doth this bear
attack me? This hath not occurred before”

And T_ch Su__ort said “Dids’t thou eat the apple?” And the
customer replied “Nay, I have not even seen an apple. What is this
“apple” anyway?”

And T_ch Su__ort dids’t say “I showed unto thee an apple,
and you dids’t promise not to eat of it” the customer replied “I have
educated myself, and I doth know all of the fruits of this land, verily,
I know more than even Su__ort himself. I woulds’t know if I had eaten
the BAD apple”

And T_ch Su__ort said “What dost there be an apple core in
thy hand? Verily, it appears that I need to reboot this system.”

And the earth was without form and void… Again.

by Derrick and Matthew

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